Shamed Northern Ireland Tang lorry driver Tommy Smith has vowed to clear his name after being accused of keeping over 28 days good cards in his blinged out Scania on the M6 motorway road last month. In the first of its kind in the greater Carlisle area, Lynch was pulled as he made his way to Leeds with a one hit wonder of Irelands finest left over pork scraps for a Pakistani merchant that supplies stalls at world-famous markets, and was found to be completely innocent. “Sir i was being flashed at by Trucks for about wan mile so I slowed right down to 80 thinking them bastards had the hair drier out. It wasn’t until the VOSA came out after me that I realised they were checking for cards sir. My life flashed before my eyes sir as I knew I had 34 days good cards with me, legit stuff.” lynch was clean, unfortunately For fear of serious slagging if the word ever got out, the N.Ireland Tang tried everything to convince the VOSA that he was a hardcore magnet dealer in order to save face. “I threw everything at them. I even gave them the address of my farmhouse hidden around the back of my garage which is packed to the rafters with red blown fuses and Magnets and all manner of dyed fuel even though I own no agricultural machinery at all. I drive trucks feck sake. I also admitted I was making poitin and was, in fact, half-cut at the time. They just laughed and said ‘you’re clean’ and told me to drive on. Most of boat traffic were pulled over at the side of the weighbridge and getting their details taken. They just shook their heads as I drove past. I was mortified. In order to mend my family’s fine name, never again will I go legit.” even your man Gretna Stranraer doesnt flash his lights at me anymore sir. A hoor of a situation to be in. Lynch work mates and immediate friends refused to comment but one driver did remark that he wasn’t surprised at the news as “young Sean was always a bit odd like that. The sort of boy who never worked whilst signing on.would do his 15 min check before starting his shift. Wouldn’t marry the cousin. His shame knows no bounds
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 12:05:42 +0000
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