Sheer Nightgowns Can Be Fatal A husband walks into Victorias Secret, to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. ... He is shown several possibilities that range in price from $250 to $500 -- the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks (shes no dummy), I have an idea ... its so sheer, that it might as well be nothing. I wont put it on, Ill do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. She appears naked on the balcony, and strikes a pose. The husband shouts up, Good Grief Youd think that for $500, theyd at least iron it! He never heard the shot (Funeral is tomorrow at Noon - Closed Coffin)
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 17:01:50 +0000
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