Silly season is upon us once again unfortunately ! Work parties which consist of people who drink a glass of wine rarely,they come out and drink like an old school dart player and seem to grow in size after every drink, metamorphism takes place and they become MMA champions. They all want to be bouncers and ask the same questions you hear every week ! They hit the dance floor like a plague trying to outdo each other in the Im a cunt dance moves look at me This is continued until the vomit stage hits them and unfortunately everyone else cops it ! Then the aggression and MMA comes into play and then we have to do our jobs (a bit late but its funny watching) :) The women from the office then get the mothering instinct and harass our every move like a swarm of hornets, they proceed to twat anyone in range with their hand held stilettos ! After about twenty or so repeats of said operations in a night we finally close the doors and leave the carnage and garbage outside and sit down with our brothers and sisters and have a festive drink and toast each other a happy Christmas :) Tomorrow night we do it all again with a totally different crowd but still genetically connected in their behaviour, attitude, and dance, not forgetting the projectile vomiting and the swarm of hornets :) Stay safe this silly season and try not to laugh so hard :) We want lots of photos of said behaviour. Paul Surrey Admin :)
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 11:10:31 +0000
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