So I feel like you guys kinda know me by now. You know that I am a bit spazzy, jumpy, and easily frightened. You guys get that about me. But The Hub, a person who has known me since I was 17-years-old, doesnt seem to get that about me. The Hub came home from work while I was taking a shower and seemed to think that it was a great idea to reach into the shower while I had my eyes closed and was shampooing my hair and try to touch my goods. Well, he nearly killed me, you guys. I threw my arms up in the air so fast that I think the right one popped out of socket for a second. And I screamed so loud I think one of those little dangly things in my throat came loose. I also nearly slipped and fell to my death. And my long time readers know that shower dying is a major fear of mine because I dont want the ambulance people to see me naked and soaking wet. Its not my best look anyways, but you throw in that whole thing where your bowels evacuate themselves when you die, and its just an all around grisly scene and not how I want to be remembered. The Hub almost made my worst nightmare come true. The Hub is on my list.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 23:07:36 +0000
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