So I heard David Letterman on TV in my sleep: Dream Daves an ass (too). Impromptu flew in some Lounge Singer hours before performance (because when Letterman calls you answer...O_o?) candid camd the whole thing, stuffed him in some kind of Lounge Centipede suit that gave him 10 extra lounge bodies (thank GOD they werent eating ass! Just headless and attached by a long train of black fabric...) which then -obviously- caused him to trip and fall into the pool...NOT sure why he got dressed at the hotel or if the hotel was on set (because -Letterman- be havin poos on he set---what??) but apparently my sleeping brain thinks Lettermans an asshole/ Jive Turkey/ Two-Thirds Tom Green. People say they want my brain---YOU DONT WANT MY BRAIN ITS A HORRIBLE PLACE Thanks for the fun, dad.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 05:29:27 +0000