So I heard Lebron James wants to play in the NFL, before he gets too old. Here are ten reasons why it would be a bad idea for Lebron to try to play in the NFL: 1.) There is no crying and flopping in football. 2.) Chris Bosh wont be there to kiss his boo-boos and Ouchies, to make them feel better. 3.) Brett Favre might get jealous and try to break out of the Wranglers retirement home, to try to play football again. The NFL does not need a quarterback, in Favre, that is eligible for social security and Medicaid. 4.) If Lebrons team makes it to the Superbowl, Manu Ginobili wont be there to hand his team the game. 5.) Lebrons massive forehead who make him a prime target for the Saints Defense, who love delivering dirty hits to their opponents heads. 6.) Tim Tebow needs a buddy to watch footoball with, on Sundays. 7.) Lebron is too tall to master the Mark Sanchez Butt-Fumblerooski. 8.) Bill Belichick and Tom Brady would have way too fun much spying on Lebron, in the opposing locker-room....even more fun then they had spying on Ray Lewis singing broadway show tunes in the locker room. 9.) Rex Ryan, Tony Romo, Rob Ryan, Mike Ditka, Tom Brady, Bob Costas, and Andy Reid would not want the extra competition from Lebron, at the annual, end of the season, NFL Drag Queen Show. 10.) Lebron will get flagged constantly for roughing the hairline. Bonus Joke: The geeks who make the Madden video games, who have a hard time making a separate flopping option for Lebrons character.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 01:15:59 +0000
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