So, I kinda have this really cute thing about me where I break things a lot. Like, I dont even have to hardly touch it, but things just... break. In the last few months I had gotten a brand new food processor and a blender, and both stopped working after I used them ONE time. Yesterday I broke our cheese grater, and today I broke TWO food choppers, one manual, and the other is just something you plug in. Sometimes I dont even have to touch things, I think just my mere presence is sufficient. AND Im the kind of person who reads directions and does everything by the rules!!! This is just recent stuff yall! I swear, even if I lived among the Amish, their buggies and bicycles would randomly burst into flames while we were all sitting in church or something. Its pretty much like a really expensive superpower. Also, it started when I was quite young, just ask Bruce Grinstead...
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 21:42:24 +0000
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