So I walked home today with Woody Allen who has a place in my building (along with a very popular rock star Im not allowed to mention), and likes sharing thoughts and fantasies with me for some reason. There were crowds of kids from the suburbs marching East from the train stations toward Grant Park for Chicagos annual Lollapaluza Rock Fest. It was a feast for the eyes, as all the high school and college girls were very practical, so practical they all wore very short shorts, some so short a not so dirty old man could easily see that tender meeting point where perfect buttocks meet perfect thighs. I of course didnt notice this, so eager was I to get home and out of a possible rain storm, but Woody Allen kept making me stop as he looked and looked at the passing feast, and kept jamming his elbow into my gut, saying, Zoltan! Zoltan! -- Have you ever seen so much gorgeous snatch in one place in all your life?
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 02:05:38 +0000
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