So then John, last night as I was leaving the gym what do you know, but their was Dave! And DavesMommyKevin! I almost didnt recognize them, because instead of their human form, they were in their native Alice in Wonderlandform. When I approached them, they were panicked and quivering with fear of all around them. You know, just a couple of conservative Republicans kicking back. Im not even sure how they got there, but I felt terrible for them. I had recently had all the Fox News rabbit holes in the vicinity filled in. I wasnt sure how they were going to get back home - but I knew a friend who had a hole just around the corner and would be happy to offer his hospitality to them. So thats the direction I scooted them. As soon as I got back home, I called Richard to see how they were doing. As I suspected all was fine. He said as soon as he got them both all the way down to the bottom of this hole he just give them both a creampie and they were both so full day immediately just fell asleep. Yes, I did ask him about why he was keeping something so fattening in his kitchen, and he explained appropriately, he kept them on hand at all times exactly for those occasions when some, poor, misguided, conservative Republicans find themselves in his hole.j
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 14:58:10 +0000
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