So... this space alien lands on earth and wants to know what makes humans tick and how they think and all that... so he goes to a Brain Store -- you know, a brain store... theres one in nearly every strip mall or neighborhood near you, isnt there? -- and he walks in and starts browsing the counters... and finds this small one and asks the clerk, How much for this one? and the clerk tells him $20... and the space alien says, Cool, so what kind of brain is it? And the clerk says a monkey brain. And the alien says, Oh, I was looking for a human brain. So the clerk takes him over to the next aisle and there are two brains sitting there in the these jars and tells him this one is $200. And the alien goes, Wow! A LOT more expensive. And the clerk explains, well, its a womans brain and that is worth at least 10 times a monkey brain. And the alien sees the other brain next to it -- looks the same-- and he asks How much for this one? And the clerk goes, Thats $1000. And the alien nearly flips and says, Why so much?!!! And the clerk says, well, its a mans brain, and you know, like, its hardly ever been used...
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 22:34:51 +0000