Some Friday Fun Murphy drops a slice buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that its a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to the church to fetch Father Flanagan. He tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. He wont say what it is, so he asks Father Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes. He leads Father Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor. Well, says the priest, its pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then they flipped it over so that the butter was on top. No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that! exclaimed Murphy Oh my Lord, says Father Flanagan, dropped toast never falls with the butter side up. It must be miracle. Wait... its not for me to say its a miracle. Ill have to report this matter to the Bishop and hell have to deal with it. Hell send some people round; to interview you, take photos, etc. After 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling. It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphys kitchen, Quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet the Holy Ones must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out. Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared that it is No Miracle They think that Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 20:20:00 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015