Someone recently said I dont post anything on facebook....heres why... Foremost. Grammar. Learn it. To clarify, it is our not are; more often than not its not its; finally, and I cant implore this enough, say theyre/their/there before you hit enter. Youre banal in your idiocy (hey, look another one!). Secondly. Your child is not 19 months, or 32 months. Certainly not 60 months. When youre 50 years old, you dont have a 600th month over the hill party, do you? If you do, by all means, continue to refer to time in monthly increments. To everyone else, your kid is about a year and a half...or almost 3...or 5. Americans already cant do basic arithmetic. Quit muddling the conversation (or post) because you think your kid was the only one born, so you must explicate every minute detail down to a time frame that varies from 28 to 31 days. Ya, thats accurate. You want to be overzealous in your exactitude? Tell me how many seconds old your bundle of boogers is. Lastly, for now. Everyone hates Obama. Even those heralding his inauguration as some kind of messianic watershed event. I voted for him. Twice. And he was certainly a better choice than either of his contemptuous contemporaries. Posting faux-facts from Fox News or Tea Party Members or Ted Nugent memes doesnt make you edgy and non-conformist. It simply enumerates your ignorance. Last I checked you can still buy a gun. And ammo. Not one story has crossed my eyes about someone going to jail for not having health care. Oh, and weve managed to AVOID starting any new wars, whilst concurrently withdrawing from other conflicts. And as for Americans being spied upon, delve into the annals of American history around World War Two or glance at the Red Scare for the most recent intrusions into hum-drum Americana. Scores of people were interned and indentured during WWII. Americans couldnt even support their favorite actors or directors due to blacklists. You can cry about Obamas drones when your position is terminated at work and you are deported from your home due to your proclivity to think Glenn Beck and Megyn Kelly are proper political pundits. Oh, wait...youre still reading this? Must be nice to live in a free-ish representative democracy... In summation, if I have peeved or offended you in anyway, then fantastic. I cannot stomach 75% of the drivel that appears in my news feed. -endrant-
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 18:24:24 +0000
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