Stephen Colbert Takes Down Bill OReillys Insane Defense Of Income Inequality ::posted Fri, 04 Apr 2014 22:00:00 +0000:: ift.tt/1q1UION I want to thank Stephen Colbert for taking the time to compile Bill OReillys nonsensical observations about American society. BillO thinks hes found a bone to chew on with income equality, but his analogies are unhinged. If he thinks Im trying to legislate that the federal government adds almost twenty four inches to my height so Im equal in stature to Shaq, then hes crazier than I thought. Colbert rips his arguments to shreds in the only way he knows how: with humor. OReilly: Equality is what is hurting President Obama. the left has seized that word equality to push its progressive agenda. We now have income equality, marriage equality, gender equality..And on and on and on... Colbert: Yes, income, marriage, gender on and on and on. And yes those last three dont mean anything, but they dont mean anything equally. And Bill laid out why fighting for equality is pointless. OReilly: Each human being is born with abilities, but they are not equal abilities. I will never have physical equality with my fellow Irishmen Shaquille ONeal. Hes bigger and stronger than I am by nature. I will never be as smart as Einstein As talented as Mozart as kind as Mother Teresa. Colbert: Oh, Come on, Bill, that list is too modest. Youll never be as fast as Usain Bolt or youll never be as emotionally mature as a toddler or understand how tides work as a middle schooler. Youll never be as strong as a silver-back gorilla or win as many Oscars as Titanic. OReillys logic is airtight. read more [Forwarded by the MyLeftBlogosphere news engine. Link to original post below:]
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:42:39 +0000
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