Steven Wright Classics ---------- 1 - Id kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - I intend to live forever......so far, so good. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 11:32:19 +0000