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Stole this from this other cool page called The Bible: Truth or Fiction? Check it out. "....First, god creates people, knowing ahead of time they are going to sin. Then he drowns everyone (except for 8 people) for doing the sin he knew they were going to do. Then he impregnates his own mother, to give birth to himself, and then sacrifices himself to save humans, whom he created with flaws to begin with, from sin that he damned us to. Then he becomes a Jewish zombie, who can make you live forever, if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Then he inspires men to write a book which contains talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, burning bushes that talk, sticks turning into snakes, keeping the sun from setting for a day, food falling from the sky, feeding 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, walking on water, turning water into wine; turning a dead person into a living one, zombies rising from the graves, living inside a big fish, millions of animals living on an ark floating around for over a year with 8 people taking care of them, 3 guys dancing in a furnace of fire and not burning, people living for many hundreds of years, seas turning to blood, seas parting so people can walk through, and expects humanity to believe every bit of it. And you say that we are the ones who are disillusioned! Hah!" ~AO
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:12:10 +0000

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