THE CHOICE BEFORE US IN 2015 AS NIGERIANS GOES TO THE POLL: A fish begin the necrotic process from the head, and this aptly captures the essence of why the Fisherman raise the operculum to check the integrity of his stored catch. In line with the Feeding Bottle Federalism (FBF) where the buzz word is sharing of national income between Abuja, the 36 states and the 774 LGAs, the Federal Government takes the Lion share of 52% while the 36 states and 774 LGAs shares the remaining 48% according to some abracadabra formula depending on a number of nauseating and ordoriferous considerations. So in line with the Fish Rule you must indulge me if I direct all my arsenal at the head and leave the other part of the body for some other comrades to fire their salvo. Swiftly I zoom into the presidency and take a look at the choices before us ahead of 2015. Who are the masquerades itching to lead us to Nirvana? Pastor Chris Okotie fresh from the mountain has declared his desire to obey Gods instructions for the umpteenth time. Sam Nda Isaiah, the Publisher of Leadership Newspaper has also unmasked. But then apart from his robust response to Pa Anenih where he took the Patron of Any Government In Power (AGIP) to the sewer alongside his current benefactor, I see him as a Joker. Well there is no crime aspiring to be the President of 170 million amalgam of people. But then, I personally think that we dont have a serious contender yet. They are all jokers. So who is the real deal for 2015? Nigerians are quick to dismiss the opposition as a bunch of crooks waiting in the wings for their turn to loot us to stupor, since they have nothing to offer. In their opinion, all are thieves, so there is no point exchanging one set of thieves for another. By inference, the current occupier is a certified thief and since a thief is waiting in the wing to take over from him, there is no need for change. Aha! The choices before us are all thieves, so we should just maintain status quo ante bellum, abi? Truth be told, we are zeroing in on Past Thieves and a Current Thief, as 2015 draws near. This prompts the question : What has been your experience in the last 6 years of transformation? I tell you straight away without mincing words. In the last six years since a drunken Fisherman staggered Shoelessly into the drivers seat of our ship of state, it has been a toxic COMBO of THIEVERY $ CLUELESSNESS! Yes, even though the Transformer is yet to unmask, he will eventually throw in his phoney looking Fedora hat into the ring, as the lead protagonist. Who are the antagonists? No doubt the antagonists are legion - comprising of jokers and non-jokers. So my question : Where will you Pless ya Hand in 2015? Will you Pless ya hand for a performing thief or a clueless thief? While you are still thinking, let me swiftly remind you that Goodluck Jonathan sent a budget to the National Assembly in 2014, with a proposal to buy a desktop computer for a whooping N2 million. Only a brazen and clueless thief will come up with this! Is that what you want, my friends? SAY NO to Jonathan! 2015 CHANJI DOLE! |Soni Akoji
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 14:23:07 +0000
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