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THINGS THAT AMUSE ME ----- Life of online dating and what runs through my mind while reading these messages and why Im pretty sure Professional Cat lady is 95.5% my future role.. LOL I have not responded to any but I think its comical... Meeting people used to be so simple.. WHATTHEFLUFF happened.. Its hard out here for a Chelle... LOL Guy 1 : I am not looking for anything serious but a relationship where we could have fun together and can enjoy our sweet time together whenever and wherever we want to. ME: I would suggest keeping it moving. Im pretty sure that is not what my profile says Im looking for. Guy 2 : You have my curiosity I enjoyed the profile. Get to know me so I can know you and hopefully see that pretty smile on your face more often. ME: Havent responded yet but I cant lie it was cheesy but cute.. I know he probably says it 20 times a day. LOL Guy 3: We havent talked in forever... ME: Ummm Ive never talked to you before... Guy 4: Hey you, always being a stranger... ME: I dont remember when we were anything more... Guy 5: I can put those lips to good use.. ME: Are you effing kidding me I can put my back hand to use as well... I have a mean one.. Guy 6: Im Curious.... ME: You know Curiosity Killed the cat.... Could you have at least said what you are curious about... I can go on but the amusement went down the drain very quickly... LOL
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 20:46:25 +0000

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