TOP 10 SIGNS YOURE A CANNABIS ADDICT ____________________________________ 10. For breakfast you had to decide between human brains or stolen blintzes. 9. Youve been known to black out and wake up the following year. 8. At Match you list your occupation as Grave Robber and your religion as Cheech and Chong. 7. You believe violence solves everything. 6. Your best friend is a unicorn. 5. Youve been in your first year of college for 17 years. 4. You think the topic of Human Sacrifice makes for lighthearted conversation. 3. The last time you bathed, Windows 98 was state of the art in computers. 2. Youre in jail for murder. 1. Your mom is in the same room with you right now because you live in your parents basement. ____________________________________ This series of scientific truths was submitted to us by one of our stalwart anti-sativa supporters.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 19:02:04 +0000