Team of the CENTURY ! Team of the CENTURY ! GOALKEEPER : Arvindra Krishna aka Psycho Goalie that constantly is deluded thinking he is Zidane . He has single-handedly tried to mastermind several civil wars in team Predator with his obsession with playing striker . As fate has it , he would retire a goalie . Why ? Because no one else wanted to play there , it was too boring RIGHTBACK : Nantha , He was the only one agreeing to play for us for minimum wage , since the transfer market was closed . And also , sivaneson our first team rightbak got thaipusam celebrations CENTRE BACK : Yap Mong Jay , aka MALDINI YAP famous world over for his knack of scoring the most spectacular goals in the world , but on the wrong side ! Also goes by the name of Tauke Yap , not because he was commanding but because he can hardly move , like big boss la , chill only . His other notable contributions include severely injuring all our best strikers by hacking their legs during training ( usually well ponteng tuition classes for training ) CENTRE BACK : Gurvin Sran , the most memorable moment was when he curled a free kick to score at the last minute of the match . I remember that moment , because it was just like Jose Chilavert , the Chilean goalkeeper of FRANCE 98 . Unfortunately , we lost that game 10-1 hahaha . Gurvin s other memorable moments include .......missing an open goal with the ball centimeters from the line LEFTBACK : Sasintheran Gannasin , the thinnest macha Ive ever played with . But his legs were like made out of steel . Little known fact , his jersey and nanthas was generously contributed by our sheikh owner Ramon Raj .Despite having absolutely no athletic skills , Ramon contimued funding our talented line up with 100 plus , orange juice and moral support . Thanks for the cash Ramsess , we owe you one . MIDFIELD LEFT : Wong Khai Tuck , erm what to say bout this guy ar ? Erm the basketball courts were closed and the nerdy cybercafés were not open yet , and we lacked someone with a left foot to play . So there you go CENTER MIDFIELD : The position that forms the nucleus of the team , the maestro of events , the link between defensive to offensive play , the team leader , the saviour , the messiah , no other than the divine Peter Chiang !!! Celebrated the world over for his ability to not only break up opponents play but also the ability to break their legs , Peter is one of the most feared players in the squad a.k.a Paul Ince of Predators fc . His legacy shall forever be etched in the stars for his ability to sliding tackle virtually everything , even if a cow was on the field , hell tackle it CENTER MIDFIELD : Khor joo yong aka Paul Gascoigne has he ability to weave in and out of the staunchest defences ala Luis Figo or Christiano Ronaldo . Its a little known fact that Del Piero , Ronaldo and Bebeto all copied Khors footballing skills to be where they were , but here we see the master in flesh . He was however , always substituted because he was generous enough in the 89th minute to allow supersub Rajkumar to grace the field with his elegantly long mushroom hair ala Beckham of pokok assam RIGHT MIDFIELD : Ng Boon Hua , aka Baboon Gila , was given his nickname for his erratic mental condition . He failed to understand the concept of football , that players kick the football around the field . Instead Baboon Gila reckoned that the field was a martail arts training ground with his endless chopping kicks and shaolin style tackles on opponents . He would exclaim loudly : CHOPPING KICK whenever he executed his kungfu skills that would even make Jet Li or Jackie Chan look like an amateur . His monkey-like speed likened him to Marc Overmars of our team , to counter the threat posed by the predatory Saw Joo Lin , of the despicable low-life blue team ! ANCHOR MIDFIELDER : Touted as the most promising player of our generation , Ben Skoks Leong was bound for either Santiago Bernabeu , Old Trafford or The Allianz Arena when his budding career was cut short . Despite all his naturally born talents , Skoks Leong succumbed to SEVERE PLAYSTATION ADDICTION SYNDROME , TRAPPED INTO COMPUTERS .......... A.K.A SPASTIC ! STRIKER : Our team adopted the TWIN STRIKER system , a system that can only work if you have the deadliest and most lethal partnership the world has ever witnessed . This system required a team that owns a skill set even higher than the tiki - taka of Spain , or the Total football of Holland , only Predator FC can achieve this level . Introducing the lethal black Orang Utan Rajkumar , our most prolific striker known for his killing ability to score goals from any angle with deadly precision ( Unfortunately , his goals would only be scored during training ) . His appearences in team Predator FC would usually arrive in the 91st , 92nd or 93rd minute of stoppage time , depending on how generous Khor joo yong was STRIKER : Every team needs a finisher , a ruthless assassin , a heartless form of weaponry . Predator FC has Danee Zainal . Not to be confused with Zainal abidin Hassan , this striker wears the armband of the team after being elected during our PREDATOR EGM 1998 . He will forever be enshrined in history for shaming our team when he stripped off his armband and threw it on the ground after Gurvin sran missed the sure-fire goal in the crucial PREDATOR -SARPADO derby match of 1998/1999 . hahahaha On a serious note , guys , reall really just wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for the good memories . Its been one chapter of my life I will forever remember as the BEST EVER ! And whenever you u watch a football match or see a sports movie , jus remember We Used to Be Superstars ourselves . Our legend and legacy will be spoken upon for man generations to come , heres to the golden generation of global football , the greatest show on earth -----PREDATORS FC 1998 !!
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 11:32:18 +0000
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