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That moment.....that world-stopping, devastating moment....you decide to have a healthy-ish afternoon snack of celery, tomato, and cucumber salad....you excitedly open the fridge....take out the celery, collect your other vegetables. Your mouth is watering. Your stomach dances in happy anticipation. You open the fridge one last time to complete your preparations. You heart stops. Your pulse accelerates to panic speed. You tear the fridge apart but alas! Tis only too true....you find not only one bottle but two of the popular but only so-so Caesar dressing. You find a half-filled bottle of the offensive and impossibly disgusting ranch dressing. But no....there is no Italian dressing to be had....! *sob*
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 21:16:17 +0000

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