That publishers clearing house came by the house with the van and the balloons and the and the tv . I opened the door and went nuts . Yelled and jumped ! And said thank you thank you ! I have been waiting for you to come by ! Thank you ! Can i see the check ? And they said' well this is not for you ' , can you tell us when the man next door , 'joe ' will be home ? We need to give this to him , sorry you did not win ! I was so mad ! I said ' . Joe died and his wife moved to mexico last week ' ! And they said ok .and got in the van and drove off down the road . As they turned the corner , joe and his wife pulled in next door . I waved my hand and smiled at them . And said to myself ' steal my paper again would you ' . That will teach you !
Posted on: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 04:30:40 +0000