The Adventures of Mr. Nainsukh ----------------------------------------------------- My PG roommate is new in Pune. Hes from Lucknow and presently staying in Viman Nagar with me. Enter his friend from Pune. [To Him]: Tum saale chootiye ho! Roz subah yahaan khade raho. Aankhon ki raushani badh jaayegi. Nainsukh ho jaaoge tum! Hum saale yahan room talaash rahein hain, aur tum yahaan se nikalne ki soch rahe ho. Me: [munching on a parantha] Bhaiya baat to aapki theek hi hai. Hum bhi apne first year mein yahi socha karte the. Roommates Friend: Haan par tumhein to aadat pad gayi hai na beta! Tum to apne naino ko sukha sukha ke patthar kar liye ho. (suddenly gets distracted) Wo dekh gayi ek! Me: Lekin bhaiya aap samajh nahi rahein hain. Ye sab sirf dikhne mein achchha hai. Roommates friend [To Me]: Tum saale chootiye ho! Hum kaun sa pakadne-jakadne jaa rahein hain tumhaari tarah. Hum to bas Nainsukh mein hi sukhi hain. :D
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 19:13:17 +0000