The mystery man came over And he said Im outta sight! He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight If I was ready, willing and able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of His pressing affairs and devote His attention to me But I said look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Look here brother, dont waste your time on me The mystery man got nervous And he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe And he whipped out a shaving kit Now I thought it was a razor And a can of foaming goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin his box wont do With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo He said you might not believe this, little fella But itll cure your asthma too And I said look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? Look here brother, dont waste your time on me (dont waste your time) Ive got troubles of my own, I said And you cant help me out So, take your meditations and your preparations And ram it up your snout! But I got the crystal ball, he said And held it to the ligh So I snatched it, all away from him And I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper round my head So I looked like I was deep I said some mumbo-jumbo, then I told him he was going to sleep I robbed his rings and pocketwatch And everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldnt even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future, then As long as he was hanging around I said the price of meat has just gone up And your old lady has just gone down! And I said look here brother-who you Jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho? Dont you know, you could make more money as a butcher? So, dont waste your time on me Dont waste it, dont waste your time on me https://youtube/watch?v=Dp6LT2MdaPI
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 19:55:58 +0000