The router, a mysterious bit of technology with a mind of its own. Scientists have yet to verify the routers sentience however, the popular consensus is that routers are self aware. Ever mindful of its surroundings the router waits for an opportune time to fail. Its prey primarily consists of any and all homo sapiens whom require reliable internet access. Whether it be a tense multiplayer match or a project that must be researched, the router chooses its victims carefully. Vulnerability is key, the routers prey must be entirely unaware of the impending failure. Once the router has dined upon the anguish of its quarry it must be reset. This symbiotic relationship provides the homo sapiens with fresh, reliable internet access whilst forever satiating the routers unquenchable thirst for suffering.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 07:34:47 +0000
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