The whole of Bressa was in a scunner When Patrick and Morgan did a runner Packed up and took the dough Honey Jacks where did they go? Of course its wrong to speculate But Open all hours but not too late!? No more through the back meetings Their tenure was fleeting And now the bars standing empty No mahogany gentry No candles are lit No barstools to sit No drunk pool players speaking... Rubbish. No leading light for the ferry men on their Tuesday night The darts players arrows are all going blunt Purely because Patrick was a... No pool players balls in the hole No Cmon in, its good for the soul! How much for that round?? Its cheaper to get across Bressay sound! Off to London now to make more money Where the clientele arent Vikings and dont talk funny. Ooh yah, were from canadah And could we hire your skodah? We hope the bald heads still gleamin But where to go now to get steamin? But had they been wise And taken wir sage advice We might still have enjoyed a beer Like Patrick, this situation is rather queer. Addendum: Its been a few months and Marys still lies in the dark The girse grown ootside like a silage park Now we drink in the toon in smart shoes and best sark! But it was rumoured that Hughsons were keen to buy Unfortunately this was more pie in the sky The halls Back Room Social just isnt the same. Bressa needs a player in the publican game. To buy would be an opportunity not to miss Especially if you like selling beer and crisps?
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 21:39:03 +0000
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