There is an ever increasing problem that is affecting more and more citizens all the time. It is a problem that started to be a bit of an issue in the late 1940s but as of late is getting serious. Its that problem where normal, sensible citizens catch sight of a TV camera being pointed in their general direction, and suddenly the mind of that normal citizen switches to buffoon mode, causing the citizen to act like a total fool in the hope that this foolishness will be shown to the entire universe. Some in the scientific community try to pass this off as just an instantaneous error in judgement. Nonsense, sez I. Buffoon mode (not BM.....lets not go there) has been proven not to be instantaneous. Citizens caught in buffoon mode have been seen carrying signage, usually adding to the buffoonery, but proving the point that the mind of said citizen has been in buffoon mode for some time. The signs used to make sense....Hi Mom, Send Money. An obvious heartfelt plea for financial assistant. Now the signs have settled into one general theme....Look At Me, Im a Buffoon. So my friends, be on guard out there. TV cameras are everywhere. Be smart, be strong. Dont let yourself be caught in buffoon mode. Just nod, give a slight wave, and keep on walking with you head down looking at your shoes.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 23:13:53 +0000