These are brilliant.........get him on the BBC! Dave Feherty - CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER He said one day, It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group. A few choice Dave Feherty quotes are below. If you watch golf on TV, hes often an announcer with a distinct Northern Ireland accent and a colorful way of putting things,. . . . . so to speak. Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind ... (he’s probably always on time delay these days). Feherty Quotes: Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body. That ball is so far left, Lassie couldnt find it if it was wrapped in bacon. I am sorry Nick Faldo couldnt be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife. Jim Furyks swing looks like an octopus falling out of a tree. Describing VJ Singhs prodigious practice regime - VJ hits more balls than Elton Johns chin. (I thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at that one.) Thats a great shot with that swing. Its OK - the bunker stopped it. At Augusta 2011 Its just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it. That was a great shot - if theyd have put the pin there today. Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. That green appears smaller than a Pygmies nipple. Finally, quote of the day: ..if hes looking for sympathy for that shot its between shit & syphilis in the dictionary
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 16:25:18 +0000
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