They say that dreams have meanings: last night I dreamt that Garden Gnomes had infiltrated my house through the pedal bin and were putting margerine in my milk, then Cameron Diaz came around and asked if I could drive her home, and it wasnt until we were half way there before I realised Id forgotten my car. I looked it up in a dreamology book and it said that either I have latent Hollywood ambitions; its a warning of a hidden allergy or that my garden is suddenly going to develop a receding hair line and that ants are going to break into my house, eat all the sugar and hide my kettles
Posted on: Fri, 07 Feb 2014 00:30:01 +0000