Things I have learned commuting in and around Boston: 95 = 128 Everyone has the right of way at all times Turn signals are for Yankees fans 80 mph on the pike is not speeding, but 81 is Do not make eye contact Do not roll down your window to engage in logical discourse Route 9 is for people with too much time on their hands Cows make good city planners Do not give anyone directions If it is over 50 degrees roll all your windows down and blast whatever music will piss the most people off And finally If someone needs help, always pull over and help them Thanks mass, full of the nicest assholes around
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 19:06:04 +0000
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