This is hard for me to watch but its also good to see I didnt loose my sense of humor. My dad wanted a vid to send to family, or idk who, showing that I was awake. Sooo I pretended to be dead, then right before my dad said stop faking it I tried to scare everyone! Plus, I censored myself which Im surprised I had enough curtesy to do at the time. Coming to you from I dont know what the f hospital. Pick one, Ive been in them all seriously, from my crazy drug dreams. I was in Aria then cannoned down to a Disney hospital where James Franco would let us decorate our casket then throw us out of a high rise window. Then I went on a train/ hospital ride where I had to get new tree trunk legs (since mine were crushed while I was on the opening credits of Sesame Street). Idk where it was but it was snowy and uncle Joe was with me. There was a sunset that was beautiful and it lasted the entire two day train ride. I thought I was in Norway or Vermont. They were the same to me. Then I saw Kevin and he said I was still at Aria. I told him on his lunch break I could meet him at saladworks and hopefully no one would know I left. Oh and I say bye like a thug ;)
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 04:45:41 +0000