This just in to the FARCICAL NEWS SERVICE copy desk. Conservative Amercian spokesman Rob Patsyson and his organization, the American Family Community, have started a letter campaign objecting to the word “dictionary” in media and schools. To a one, the official press release and subsequent letters from supporters state, “we object to the spoken word ‘dick-tionary’ being propagated in our schools and general media. We demand that our innocent children no longer be exposed to dicks. We demand that these references be cited to as “Richard-tionaries” for the well-being, sanctity and safety of our children. Except for the presidential campaign poster I designed for Richard Nixon that said ‘You Can’t Beat Our Dick.’ That one is okay.* -30-
Posted on: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 21:30:47 +0000