Thoughts on Mid-Life Mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans, we are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag. Mid-life is when you bounce (a lot), but you dont bounce back. Its more like splat! Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, Listen, honey, even the Roman Empire fell, and those things will too! Mid-life brings the wisdom that life throws you curves and that youre now sitting on your biggest ones. Mid-life can bring out your angry, bitter side. You look at your latte-swilling, iPod-wearing know-it-all teenager and think, For this I have stretch marks? The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full. Of course, the bad news is that it wont be long before your teeth are floating in it. Mid-life is when your 1970s Body-by-Jake now includes Legs-by-Rand McNally -- 9 more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of the state of Wisconsin. Mid-life is when you start to repeat yourself and your chins follow suit. You become more reflective in midlife. If you havent already, you start pondering the big questions: What is life?, Why am I here?, and How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before its no longer a healthy choice? -- Of course, the best thing about Mid-life, is that you still have life - God-given life - to make the most of the future He gives you! Forgetting whats behind, pressing on...
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 10:04:10 +0000
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