Three Cajuns go down to Mexico to celebrate their college graduation. They get very drunk and wake up in a Mexican jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, Henri, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he has any last words. He says, I just graduated from Nichols State in Thibodaux, Louisiana, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent. The Mexican jailers throw the switch, and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for Henri’s forgiveness, and immediately release him. The second Cajun, Gaston, is strapped in and gives his last words, I just graduated from McNeese State in Lake Charles, Louisiana, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent. The Mexican jailers throw the switch and again nothing happens. Again, the Mexicans all immediately fall to their knees, beg for Gastons forgiveness, and immediately release him. The last Cajun, Boudreaux, is strapped in and he says, Well, den, Im from de University of Louisiana in Lafayette and I just graduated wit ma degree in Civil Engineering, and Ill tell you rat now, you boys aint never gon be able to electrocute nobody if yall dont plug dis damn ting in.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 03:23:45 +0000
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