Three Canadian men were traveling in the USA and happened to meet at a bar in NewYork City. One man was from Toronto, one from Montreal and one from Nova Scotia. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives. The guy from Toronto began by saying: I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well - the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert. Then the man from Montreal spoke up: I sat moi wife down and tellsted her, dat from now on she hav to do her own shoppin, also da cleanin.r Da first day I sees nothin. Da second day I sees nothin. But on the turd day when I comes home, da whole house was spotless, and in the pantry da shelves were filled with da groceries. The fellow from Nova Scotia was married to a woman from Cape Breton. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well - the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye...
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 06:02:48 +0000
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