Time is 8am. I walk into work, proud to be holding my oh-so healthy breakfast of eggs, broccoli, & brussel sprouts. I even boast to a co-worker, telling them to be in aw & wonder of such deliciousness. Then I turn only to see a newly opened tray of sugar-coated, blueberry muffins. My favorite kind of muffin. Immediately, my bragging attempts were quickly overtaken by the act of sucking wind and making a high pitched noise. My breakfast seemed very dull & lackluster after that moment. I pouted as I took it up to my desk. Screw you muffins. Screw you.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Aug 2013 13:48:38 +0000
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