Time line time boys and girls So I recently went on an outing with two friends and their little one who is under five years old and my son whom is 10. We had to make a stop at a store where I was informed that I was volunteered to stay and watch the kids while they went into the store.I will say both children behave and mind well. On that note,my son, however had just finished drinking Mountain Dew and candy and as for the other little one well he missed out on a nap. Minutes went by like hours and so my time line begins. 12:43pm - I am informed to stay in car with kids the words we will be back were uttered as if it was some black magic spell cast by a level 60 warlock. 12:44 - The car door shuts, and so begins the hour glass of patience. 12:45 - All is well, both minions behaving giggling can be heard. I am sure this will be a easy wait. 12:46 - I loud shriek envelops the insides of this steel box echoing through out, causing someone passing by to peer into the vessel to make sure some small pig was not getting sacrificed to some imaginary god. 12:47 - Shrieking is suddenly halted and is replaced with laughter as my son says think fast and hurls a neck pillow at my face. The speed of said pillow had to be the equivalence of warp speed on the star ship Enterprise. I am now seeing stars. 12:52 - I awaken from a pillow induced coma to find the little one rocking violently back and forth in his car seat and laughing. My son is not helping the matter be telling him to go faster. The car is now rocking for all the wrong reasons. 12:53 - rocking has now stopped, my son has found crayons. The smaller minion has now noticed my son has found the red crayon. 12:54 - all hell breaks loose over the red crayon. I confiscate red crayon and make both sign a peace treaty with red crayon. The minions celebrate the treaty with a celebratory yelling match. 12:56 - the yelling match still ensues. They will not stop. This is fun to them because it is a competition between the two and they also both know I am very annoyed by this game. 12:58 - yelling continues, all hope is lost, Im still trapped inside this steel box with these two yelling savages, my finger nails are now gone from trying to rip my way out of here. They have eaten the entire days snack supply in one sitting. All that remains are the remnants of 6 Oreo cookie wrappers and this damn red crayon. 12:59 my survivability is fading fast. I can not hold on much longer. Im beginning to think of self inflicting wounds with a red crayon... 1:00 - the car door opens like the seal on a 1000 year old tomb. The yelling has stopped prior to door opening and has been replaced with silence quieter than a library. 1:02 friends back in car, road trip ensues, kids are now in calm state, friends think everything went well.....mission accomplished
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 00:08:38 +0000
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