Todays drive home from Cincinnati was quite the experience! Apparently, it is perfectly acceptable and possibly encouraged driving behavior to run not one, not two, but three totally cherry red lights while driving your full-sized conversion van with tinted windows and 1980s curb feelers! 3rd red light run occurred directly in front of a Cincinnati a police cruiser- must have been 3rd molar deep into a red raspberry jam donut as this dude running red light was IMPOSSIBLE to miss! Cincinnatis finest did not pull him over! WTH? Just after witnessing van driving maniac, I was stopped at another red light and got to enjoy the smooth and soulful renderings of a rather angry gentleman who was screaming into his cell phone that someone never f-bomb listens to me- are you f-bombing hearing me f- bomb yelling at your sorry a$$? I was severely disappointed when the light turned green as this tirade was unbelievably funny- dude was pissed! I then enjoyed my Indy raceway drive down Paddock Rd enjoying the challenge of switching lanes to avoid city buses, school buses (First Student, of course) dump trucks, and the assorted heroin-addicted crack whores! I have a mere 3 weeks left of this roadside pleasure I have accepted a job at a location in Dayton. Will miss the thrill of drivin in the nasty Natti!
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 00:19:31 +0000