Tricia Lyonz Drama, Gossip & news flash all rolled into 1 !!!!!Just found the silver lining on my little cloud ... on my way home last nite a lorry hit me spinned me fr 1st to 3rd lane half across into the 3rd lane of traffic on the other side, were then another car hit me in the drivers door full blast ! Trapped I clambered across the smoke filled car to get out (dramatic bit guys! ) not so glamorous bit - Doing a Patsy off Ab Fab landing out of my passenger door greeted by a pool of diesel, both cars wrote off fire engine, ambulance police full works of uniforms Owww! Sorry mind drifted a little then lol, unbelievable to everyone involved are ok, iv got very miner burns on arm & battered & bruised chest a 1 boob ! but ok, I was hysterically laughing, as I do ! Think thats why they took a breath test? ...But get this - the ambulance women asked me did I run or work out cos my readings were as expected of a athlete !!! After they stopped me rolling around on the floor laughing, I had to come clean & say no I av a slow heart rate & low blood pressure & said so r u saying prior to this traumatic accident I wud av been classed as clinically DEAD ! They laughed eventually Anyways I think I cud owe them, for the 1st time ever my boobs r the same size Yipppeee ! the swelling on my little lefty has now made them even ok the bruising isnt a gd look but no one ever see s them uncovered so who gives a dam & the pain cant be any worse than surgery! So Im looking on the bright side as a free boob job lol x Silver lining found in all clouds I say xxx
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 19:37:35 +0000