Two Jews boarded a flight..... One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before take off, an Arab sat down in the aisle seat. After take off, Arab kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Jew in the window seat said, I need to get up and get a coke. Dont get up, said the Arab , Im in the aisle seat, Ill get it for you. As soon as he left, one of the Jews picked up the Arab‘s shoe and spit ...in it. When the Arab returned with the coke, the other Jew said, That looks good, Id really like one, too. Again, the Arab obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Jew picked up the Arabs other shoe and spit in it. When the Arab returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Arab slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Jewish neighbors . . . Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations . . . ? This hatred . . . ? This animosity . . . ? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 21:35:33 +0000
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