Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument… ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight! Teachers manoeuvring themselves in the presence of their pupils. CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I’ll balance your equation with acid and base. MATHS TEACHER: Please! Please!... Stop, before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers’ list. CRK TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them cause they do not know what they are doing. ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behaviour, I’ll draw a scale of preference to know who’s at fault. MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack voices to win an argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble and your auto lack vocal sound. HISTORY TEACHER: I’ll compare this fight with that of fight between the Greeks and the Persians in 245 AD. BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing. I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis. Comment below on which Teacher nailed it
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 18:00:01 +0000