U board a passenger JET , you feel is designed by a Midget? U step - TopicsExpress



          

U board a passenger JET , you feel is designed by a Midget? U step on in Jesus Name on your breath and they tell U to sit down and buckle up. The craft was built by the LOWEST bidder and U HOPE the pilot is not drunk or has a death wish in todays bizarre world! My Airline of choice rewards me with LEVELS of mileage called Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum and ELITE Platinum which is over 100,000 miles a year and I reached it twice. At 6 ft 7 inches it is almost impossible to fit in coach. What an amazing blessing at the counter to be told: U R now Bumped up to first Class..... And then be allowed to pre-Board. It SO reminds me: there is a Day WE Shall ALL Stand B-4 our Maker and thats the line U Really want him to say: Well Done U Good and Faithful Servant and U are now going to live forever w/ Me in FIrst CLASS
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 06:29:39 +0000

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