#Ujaluo itaua watu LETTER TO LUPITA NYONGO FROM KISUMO.. Dear Alupi, Lupitaa? Lupita yoo? Lupitaa? I have called you how many times? Three, donge? The first one i have called you with my samsung S2, second with my samsung S3 and third one with my samsung angowa? S4. Headswell nyasachiel, headswell!! Apiti yoo, how can a whole meee, brother to the sister of the cousin of the uncle to the friend of the mother of the enemy of the best friend to the fiance of the long distance neighbour to the professor of the father to Oscars winner Lupita Nyongo, use austrolopithecus afarensis of technology like S4?! When Oscars and Grammys Winners, who are my close relatives, use Samsung S5?? The OTP ebidengs(evidence) that am related to them is: James Jabondo(james bond) my half long distance cousin Mosenindo Paulo Awoki(paul walker) manothoo gi gopa(who died with my debt), Van Odamo(van damme) bongsa edisko matanga kandiege kae (bouncer in my home area). Others ingkliud Aroko wuod seme(The Rock), Vincent Wuod Selena(vin diesel), Gir Rhoda Obato(Gerrard Butler), Eddy Margi Phiona(eddy murphy), Winfrida Opar(Oprah winfrey), even Dolphena min Loreen (dolph laughren) and Sylvesta Otieno(sylvestor stallone); all of my relatives have samsung S5 and above, it is I who is stuck with this dinosaur ma samsung s4 nkt. Alupi yoo, congratulations. Oh bai dhe wei, my son Fumbe is going to pass his KCSE, with walking colours(fare mar flying endege gi kalasgo aongego) today. He did his exams at Obwolo sekondar sikul, pees(fees) is what we dont have. Ero pognwa pes Oscars matin wachulgo pees, wadwatere embalariany Mawego Technical Institute odhiosom MBChB medishing and shajari(we want to take him to mawego technical to study medicine, help us pay fees). And you people yawa, Obama, Oliech and Odinga, if we get Oscars iko sida?? Bai dhe wei alupi, take those men in black of ODM, kasarani delegates, to go act in hollywood. Omera those pipo throw kicks buana, iyo watu apana macheso! Yours cinematically owada, jaduong
Posted on: Mon, 03 Mar 2014 06:06:45 +0000
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