Watched my first NFL game of the season on Sky on Sunday night and as soon as one word was uttered from out of Neil Reynolds mouth I was ready to put a foot in the TV. So, I think its about time I re-posted this... Who is that tosser sitting next to Jeff? The one with the voice that renders me deaf Oh that’s right he used to play the game Even though no one had ever heard his name Since declaring last night we are full of intrigue That he was “a barefoot kicker in the British League” Just where in the hell did he get his confidence? I don’t even care but here’s my 10 cents: Who ever told you your opinion had worth Should have died from a 12-bore shotgun at birth So stop reeling off shit from the Bleacher Report You look like you’re chewing a venereal wart You have only one use, like a kicking tee You’re as majestic as Mick Luckhurst’s mullet from ‘83 So how Reinebold restrains, God only knows From raising his elbow and breaking your nose Oh please, not another timeout so you can recap Just go back to sniffing Cadle’s jockstrap Or better still get on the phone and get cold-calling Cos it’s to the point that we want the return of Nick Halling
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 15:04:02 +0000
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