Ways To Turn Men Down He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, id rather have the money He: Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours. She: Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours. He: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. He: Havent I seen you some place before? She: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore. He: If I could see you naked, Id die happy. She: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing. He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized. He: I want to give myself to you. She: Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts. He: Didnt we go on a date once? or was it twice? She: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice
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