We, Big Bad Mrfkn Wino, Czar of Surkalifas, Defender of Humanity, Baron to Southern California, Graced by God, King in Surkalifas, etc. etc. etc., Ochtli Tochtli, the Lighthouse of Jesus, Christ’s Chosen One, the Sole Bright Sun of the Amerikas, the Divine Hare, etc. etc. etc., the Mortal God, Firewater of the Vine, the Lord’s Trumpet, Christ’s Flaming Sword, Defender of Holy Whores, etc. etc. etc. Ese Wino de la Big Bad South Side Florencia Trece Gangsters Lokos, etc. etc. etc., wants to wish All of You a Good Day, on this Day, the Lord’s Day. And to the Lord’s Chosen Few, even to my Divinely Chosen Winemates, to You I send my warmest and most heartfelt Blessings. And to Thee, O New Winemate, Thou knowst who Thou art … to Thee I dedicate the following Bible Verse and LilSilent Florenciano Sonnet: "And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him:" -Mark 3:16 ***Beginning of Florenciano Sonnet*** Water baptizes the Lord’s Chosen Few, Tis the Woman’s Womb that’s our First True Font, May Holy Fire temper Us through and through, When we escape to a War that’s been fought. O Winemate of the Immaculate Twat, Firewater is Wine, Thou Holy Hooker, As Thy Watery Cell weaves Mortal Gods, So must that Shaved Twat bear filthy lucre. For though the Archangel wields Christ’s Sole Sword, A Watery Soul fired with Righteousness, Michael nonetheless loves Christ’s Holy Whore, And sires Precious Metals with that Goddess. Fire-Wine proclaims, “My Winemate’s Twat is Blessed.”
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 22:04:53 +0000
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