Wednesday July 9, 2014. 5:41 am. Im up. Click. Gurgle, gurgle, brew, brew. Immediately the wonderful aroma of coffee fills the air. I love it. Quick check of the handy dandy digital thermometer...74.6 degrees. That seems to be the pattern right now, 74.6 degrees each morning. Officially licensed Boston Red Sox shorts($44.95 at the MLB Shop online store. Add to cart? Click.) Officially licensed sleeveless wife beater John Deere T-shirt, (Only $39.95, at the John Deere museum gift shop we exited through), and genuine Mikosukee Indian moccasins (Only $199.95 at the Upumpit Service Plaza on the Turnpike in Okahumpka, when we stopped to tinkle hee hee, after I was whanged in the head with a empty 3 pound coffee can, by the love of my life, when I handed it to her and unfortunately said, But honey, were making good time. Well be at the Tupelo Honey Museum and Education Center in no time, snookums). Cowboy cup of love in hand, out the slider I go to the comfy chair. Ah.. The comfy chair seems a little different this morning. Seems yesterdays afternoon gentle rain, which as we all know here in Florida means it poured, with only a few lightning strikes dancing around the Castle Pakenham, has moistened the cushion of said comfy chair. It, my friends, is squishy. But comfy. $301.94 (Tax included, free shipping.) worth of clothes, with a wet butt. Crap. But, I digress. Ol Blue, my beloved Louisiana Catahoula (Navaho word for Microwavable Mac-N-Cheese) Leopard Hound as well as Kate, my beloved Kate, Slobber slingin, Man trackin, Chew toy destroyin, Freight train snorin, 130 lb lap dog Bloodhound, are out back slogging through the wet grass doing the fence line check and looking for a bank to deposit their canine gold. Last count, they both had 651 free toaster ovens. They come back in and settle in their respective places, present me with coupons for free butt rubs, I redeemed them. Hot cha cha cha X2. Festus, Beagle Wthout A Cause, Raconteur, Reformed sunglasses chewer, top of the list 50 Richest Beagles in Forbes magazine, my buddy, is away at the Fergus Fast Ferg Gitchasome Rally For A Biscuit in Cairo..... Cairo, Georgia. Gonna work on my closin speed. He said. Only $799.95 including the diddy bag. Ask your golfing friends to explain diddy. Dont Google it, all you get is Sean Combs results.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 12:29:51 +0000
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