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Well........i was very fast asleep until Donna came into the room and created a vacuum what with the window being open.......................the curtains went up a door slammed somewhere in the house and i nearly shat myself in panic. it was so bad a had a reflux and lost me breathe and started choking........i then realised i had indigestion............ i went looking for the tablets but could not find as the misty ghost of my dreams had eaten them and was standing over me laughing in that gareish way that ghosts do.........i nearly shat myself again..........but my bowel control had improved since last season.......Sounds like the opening swaray to my new novel...... aNYWAY i am now wide awake thank you................................its NOT funny
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 00:39:52 +0000

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