Whered she come up with that notion? Buzz Clipper, who owns the Stinking River Barber Shop, was heard to ask Fred Farmer. It seems Freds wife Frieda is planning a community cookout for the 4th of July at the old cabin on their farm. I dont know, Fred told Buzz and the fellas sitting in the Stinking River Barber Shop, but is shore nough gonna put a lot of extra work on me. The general consensus among the fellas gathered was that women folks could come up with some crazy ideas. I didnt know you could even get to the old cabin, said Will Fish, who teaches aquatic life at the Stinking River School of Theology and Stuff and is a part time guide for fishers on the Stinking River. You cant, Fred moaned, but I took my old Bush Hog and got the road opened. Fred continued: Then I put the blade on the 8N and scraped around the cabin, sprayed some week killer on the poison oak, and helped Frieda sweep out the old place. Its been an undertaking alright. That woman can think of more work for me to do than the good Lord Himself. This led to a discussion about what Frieda and Fred were gonna have to eat at this wing ding. Shes talking about hot dogs and home made ice cream, Fred whined. Its interesting how a couple of words can change the tone of a conversation. With the words, homemade ice cream, Fred lost all his sympathy. The fellas started talking about how nice they thought it was to see the old cabin on Freds place being used again. Todays assignment from the Stinking River School of Theology and Stuff is sponsored by the Stinking River Dairy Company--we furnish the cream-you get the ice. Now todays assignment. It is to Titus 2:1-10 that we turn today. What is Titus told to teach? What is he to teach the older men? What instructions is he told to give the older women? What are the older women told to teach? What is Titus to teach the younger men? Why is he told to show integrity, gravity, and sound speech in his teaching? Why were slaves told to be submissive? What was that suppose to accomplish? Go...read the Bible...enjoy your reading.....dont fear the questions, fear not growing...open your heart and your mind to the endless possibilities of the Holy Spirit.
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 09:59:53 +0000