Which of the following happened this winter and is true... 1) I left a suspicious package at the Philip Billard Municiple airport in Topeka and coned off the entrance to the building in the middle of the night... 2) I swam across the Kansas river... 3) Lost in the middle of the night I ended up in the citys water treatment plant, when finally asked what I was doing, I informed security that I was with the utility department and was doing an audit and inspection... I told him I really liked what I saw and to tell the men Good Work! 4) I met a total stranger at Union Station and invited him to go to Prarie Band Resort and Casino... we arrived in Topeka nearly 20 miles away from the resort and were $12 short to pay the taxi fare to get us there. We walked all night and most the next day trying to reach our destination and were stopped by police and highway patrol 6 or 7 times telling us we could not walk on the interstate. 5) Locked in Shawnee county jails worse cell, I won favor with the COs by making them laugh and am now known as Jimmy John by most the officers. The guards enjoyed to taunt me with bogus Jimmy Johns deliveries.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 21:13:31 +0000
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