Woke up late cuz, my roommate shut off my alarm, Im sure.. Which frigged up a buncha shit.. Knocked my cigg off the counter leadin to a tiny fiery explosion in my kitchen, Scuffed my arm up on an INK PEN?! Slid in soggy cat liter bullshit in my driveway (tex had on an oil spill) cuz why?! ZERO ounces of coffee ingested, Gross cereal & fruit snacks for breakfast, Still hackin up green shit, Get to work & some psycho in the bathroom gives me her sorry Im a stalker speech.. Pretty much, Hear about some more big mouth bullshit, Leave work & get pulled over for alerting oncoming traffic of an officer posted ahead when I friggin didnt, Get home & the roofs leakin all over my movies, Dog pissed on my leg (had a feelin earlier he wanted to) Sneezed like 10 friggin times leadin to me bout pissin down my leg, Tried to make an omelette but came out burnt scrambled eggs, Found out the past two payments to unitel were paid on my old account FML.. Coughed so bad I got pukin up scrambled eggs(?) Tried to do some laundry and washed NOTHING.. AGAIN (just water) Wtf am I doin? This day can be over please.. I give up. Goin back to bed til my appointment so nothin else can go wrong!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 16:27:54 +0000
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